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Things You Can Do When You're 18

My nan and her husband, Bob (not my grandad, if you didn't guess my the introduction) took me and my girlfriend to Chinese buffet restaurant, Aroma, for my eighteenth birthday. The meal was as expected; it involved eating Chinese food.

At one point, my nan tried to think of things I could do now I was eighteen. There were the obvious things I'm not interested in; drinking and voting and those sort of things most people look forward to for some reason.

Then Bob made a suggestion I think I will never forget. "You can have sex with animals."

I don't want to know how he spent his eighteenth birthday.

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	Things You Can Do When You're 18 My nan and her husband, Bob (not my grandad, if you didn't guess my the introduction) took me and my girlfriend to Chinese buffet restaurant, Aroma, for my eighteenth birthday. The meal was as expected; it involved eating Chinese food. At one point, my nan tried to think of things I could do now I was eighteen. There were the obvious things I'm not interested in; drinking and voting and those sort of things most people look forward to for some reason. Then Bob made a suggestion I think I will never forget. "You can have sex with animals." I don't want to know how he spent his eighteenth birthday.