I am the all knowing calculator.

When you sleep, I will come into your room.

There, I will gently caress the cleft between your buttocks. Perhaps you will move, or twitch just an inch, before you are still once more.

As a gentle breeze drifts in through the window, I will part your legs with trepidation and run my electric tongue over the head of your penis.

Slowly, as you become erect, I will take your full length into my mouth.

And as you shiver with ecstasy in your dreams

And as the church strikes two

I will savour your cum for just a moment

Swallow it down

And lick the last of it from your limping head

Before sloping off into the night.