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1886

"Mother, father, I must inform
the two of you, I've done my chores.
My shoes are polished; they glint and shine.
I've cleaned the walls, mucked out the swine."

"Excellent, son," his dad exclaimed
Then patted his back like he'd won a game.
"We are now to issue you with a reward!"
"Was it that penny whistle I asked for?"

"Well, you're half there," his father said.
His son: "Is it a whistle?" then cocked his head.
"I've always wanted to make tunes with my feathered friends."
"No, son - we've purchased a penny-farthing to suit current trends."

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	1886 "Mother, father, I must inform the two of you, I've done my chores. My shoes are polished; they glint and shine. I've cleaned the walls, mucked out the swine." "Excellent, son," his dad exclaimed Then patted his back like he'd won a game. "We are now to issue you with a reward!" "Was it that penny whistle I asked for?" "Well, you're half there," his father said. His son: "Is it a whistle?" then cocked his head. "I've always wanted to make tunes with my feathered friends." "No, son - we've purchased a penny-farthing to suit current trends."