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	Stuart's Fingers There are no bones in Stuart's fingers So he can never pick his nose. There are no bones in Stuart's fingers So they just flop between his toes. There are no bones in Stuart's fingers So he can't pull up his socks. There are no bones in Stuart's fingers Cos Stuart's fingers are all cocks.