Sibling Rivalry

"Help! There are worms in my hair!"
  "I KNOW YOU DUMB COW. I PUT THEM THERE!"
"The worms are my minions; get him, my squirms!"
  "HELP ME DEAR SISTER! I'M BEING EATEN BY THE WORMS!"
"I'm not your sister! Brother, that is a lie!"
  "WHAT ARE YOU THEN SIS?"
"I'm really a FLY!"
  Her true form revealed, the girl ate her brother with glee
before proudly muttering, "More ice cream for me."

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